This whole season was very meh. I finished it very quickly, but it was pretty forgettable. I’m not surprised it got canceled, but I’m sad this got 3 seasons and DC only got one.
As I stated in my original ranking posts, I use the website FlickChart to rank the Housewives, assign them each a movie, and when I finish a season, I rerank all the Housewives in that season and add in the new ones. I had to add in all the Housewives except Lisa, here are my results.
Lea or Sheree Whitfield? Lea
Lea or Luann de Lesseps? Luann
Lea or Camille Grammer? Camille
Lea or Kimberly Bryant? Lea
Lea or Mary Amons? Mary
Lea takes ranking 24.
Overall, most of the women on Miami were forgettable. Lea wasn’t forgettable because of how she punk’d the other women. Meh.
Adriana de Moura
Adriana or Sheree Whitfield? Sheree
Adriana or Kim Richards? Adriana
Adriana or Jeana Keough? Adriana
Adriana or Lynda Erkiletian? Lynda
Adriana or LaLa Kent? LaLa
Adriana or Ariana Madix? Adriana
Adriana takes ranking 35
Also very forgettable but kind of came alive during the reunion.
Alexia or Sheree Whitfield? Alexia
Alexia or Luann de Lesseps? Luann
Alexia or Brittany Cartwright? Brittany
Alexia or Kimberly Bryant? Alexia
Alexia or Lea Black? Alexia
Alexia or Mary Amons? Mary
Alexia takes ranking 23
My favorite of all of them, however, forgettable in the fact that I couldn’t even remember who she was until I saw a photo.
Marysol or Sheree Whitfield? Sheree
Marysol or Gretchen Rossi? Marysol
Marysol or Ariana Madix? Ariana
Marysol or Stacie Scott Turner? Stacie
Marysol or Jacqueline Laurita? Jacqueline
Marysol or Cat Ommanney? Cat
Marysol takes ranking 45
She was obnoxious and her mother was terrible. I feel like I have nothing to say about these housewives at all but they are all BORING or annoying.
Larsa or Sheree Whitfield? Sheree
Larsa or Gretchen Rossi? Larsa
Larsa or Jeana Keough? Larsa
Larsa or Lynda Erkiletian? Lynda
Larsa or LaLa Kent? LaLa
Larsa or Adriana de Moura? Adriana
Larsa takes ranking #37
Unfortunately the love Kim Kardashian has for Larsa didn’t rub off on me.
Cristy or Jo de la Rosa? Jo
Cristy or Gretchen Rossi? Cristy
Cristy or Jeana Keough? Cristy
Cristy or LaLa Kent? LaLa
Cristy or Adriana de Moura? Adriana
Cristy or Ariana Madix? Ariana
Cristy takes spot #38
Didn’t hate her, didn’t love her. Overall, just really boring season. I’m wondering if it picks up or if it just continues to be this boring.
Up next. If you want to see where the Housewives are currently ranked, you can find my page here which is updated with the most recent rankings.
Until next time,